Year 3 @ Brookburn

How to brush your teeth:

What you need:

A toothbrush
Tooth paste
Sink

Method

1. First, get your toothbrush and wet it.
2. Next, put a pea-sized amount of tooth paste on your toothbrush.
3. Carefully, scrub every surface of your teeth with the toothbrush.
4. After 2 minutes, stop brushing and spit out into the sink
5. Then rinse your mouth
6. Finally, wash your toothbrush and smile!

Thank you Myarr (or as they would say on my planet, “Ix urg fluxo!”).

I will go and try that right now!

This toothpaste is nice! Maybe I will try some in a sandwich!

Oh dear, now I feel sick…

Where do you live?
How to eat your food.
What you need:Food,fork and knife
What to do:
1.Pick up your food with a knife & fork eat it yum yum.

how to make toast:

you will need:
some bread
toaster
plate
butter

1. Get the bread out of the breadbin.
2.Put the bread in the toaster.(be very careful)
3.Carefully, get the bread out of the toaster.
4.Get the butter from the cupboard and spread it on the toast.
5.eat your toast.Yum!

Thanks George and Max, I am feeling more human already!

Max, I live on a distant planet but there is no word for it in the English language. In fact, if I did try to write it, it would take all year! For now, I will just call it Planet X.

Well, I think I will go follow your instructions and eat some toast…with a knife and fork!

Ix urg fluxo!

Xzrtle

How to go to bed
wait until your mum tells you then say no a number of times eventually give in and deny you ever said no!!!
ike YR 5/6

HOW TO MAKE A JAM SANDWICH.
what you need
plate
jam
butter
knife
1put some jam on two pieces of bread (space bread for you).
2eat it .

HOW TO MAKE TOAST
you will need:
bread,toaster/grill,butter/jam and a knife

1. Get bread from the cupboard.
2. Put the bread in the toaster for two minute.
3.After you have done that take the toast out of the toaster.
4.Use your knife to get butter.
5.Sread the butter on your toast.
6. Eat your toast yum.

Hi xzrtle
How to make a Jam sandwich
1st Wash you hands.
2nd get your bread from the bread bin(2 slices) and put it on a plate.
3rd spread on some butter with your knife.
4th get some Jam out of the fridge and spread it on top of the butter.
5th put your two slices of bread together.
last Eat it and ENJOY.

Mmm…I like jam. It is much nicer than toothpaste! Can I use it to brush my teeth?

You humans eat a lot of bread! Toast, sandwiches, more toast, toothpaste (maybe not the last one). I really feel like I can eat like a human now.

What else do I need to do to be a human?
Do you play any games?

HOW TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK.

you will need: two or more aliens

1. choose somebody to be ‘on’ (to count to 10)
2. everybody else has to hide (while he counts).
3. the alien counting now has to find the others.
4. first found is on next, last found is the winner! Have lots of fun!!

to xzrtle you told us you wanted to be a humen so I desided to tell you how to put your troses on .
1.get the troses from your wardrobe .
2.put your left leg in your left hole.
3.put your right leg in your right hole.
now your fineshed your reddy to put your top on

Wowzers thanks Freya!

Now I really feel more human. I am glad you taught me this human trick as I was feeling quite chilly downstairs!

How do I put my top on?

Hi Xrtle today Im going to tell you

How to make a jam sandwich

What you need…
1.Two peices of bread
2.A plate
3.A knife
4.Some jam
5.butter

First get the two peices of bread and put them on the plate.Then get the knife and spread the butter on one of the peices of bread.When you’ve done that you can spread the jam om the bread.After-that put the other peice of bread on the jamy side of the bread.Now your ready to make some toast.

How to sleep

you will need
1 bed .

1.Get into bed.
2.Go to sleep.

how to argue

you will need:
1 other person (alien for you)

1.disagree with something

2.one of you says i’ts not right while the other says it’s right

Hi Xrtle.
I’m going to tell you how to read a book. What you will need:
1. A school
2. A teacher
3. An easy book to read
Method:
1. Go to school
2. Ask the teacher if he’s got any more time after school.
3. If he or she has, then ask if you can read with them after school. And before you know it, you’ll be reading big boy books

How do you play on computer games?

what do you need?

A games console

A computer game

How do you do it?

First,learn how to read.

Next,open the ,box were game is,and take out the instructions

After that,read all of the instructions.

Later,put the actual game in the console.

Finaly,play your game. URGENT never stop playing computer games. OR ELSE!

Hi
How to find a good place to settle

you will need :
a place to settle

you need to look for now :
shop to buy things .
Houses to live in .
Parks to play in .
School so children can learn and hospitals so you can get better .

How to go to sleep.

step one – get in your pjs

step two – get a glass of milk and get a good book.

step three – get in bed whith a teddy and read your book.

step 4 – drink your milk and hug your teddy.

step 5 – go to sleep.

How to get a free coputer
1.Walk in the shop.
2.Say raaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
Next walk over to a computer and take it.

Laurie!
I’m not sure we should be encouraging Xzrtle to break the law!

How about…

How to get a computer

1. Find a job in a human workplace.
2. Save your money and don’t waste it on sweets and other junk.
3. When you have enough money go to lots of different shops until you find the computer you want for the best price.
4. Buy your computer.
5. Read the instructions on how to set up your computer.
6. Load Internet Explorer.
7. Visit year32010.brookburnprimary.net
8. Start blogging!

Actually, Xzrtle seems to have already done these last few steps. Wierd.

How to have roten teeth

When your mum tells you to go to bed dont brush your teeth an eat sweets all night.

mikkel I do’t think he needs to have rotten teeth !!