Today in Literacy, we wrote and performed our own poems based on Allan Ahlberg’s classic poem, Registration.
Here it is;
Emma Hackett?
Here, Miss!
Billy McBone?
Here, Miss!
Derek Drew?
Here, Miss!
Margaret Thatcher?
Still here, Miss!
Long John Silver?
Buccaneer, Miss!
Al Capone?
Racketeer, Miss!
Isambard Kingdom Brunel?
Engineer, Miss!
David Crockett?
Wild Frontier, Miss!
Frank Bruno?
Cauliflower ear, Miss!
The White Rabbit?
Late, Miss!
Billy the Kid?
Infants, Miss!
Simple Simon?
Here, Sir!
Father Christmas?
Present (for you), Miss!
Count Dracula?
1, 2, 3, 4, Miss!
Necks door, Miss!
Dentist’s!
The Invisible Man?
Nowhere, Miss!
Almighty God?
Everywhere, Miss!
Tarzan?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Miss.
Sleeping Beauty? Zzz, Miss!
Add your own lines to create our own class registration poem.
